become all things to all men

For the past while now, i've been keeping a mental list of all the ethnicity and nationalities i've been asked if i am. But as Paul says, he will become all things to all men, looks like i've got a head start.

During the past week and a half here in Hong Kong i've been asked if i'm from:
-Malaysian
-American
-Australian
     (but oddly enough, not if i'm Canadian)

Before in Canada:
-Filipino (x2- by actual Filipino people)
-Korean
-Japanese
-Chinese (but at least they finally got it right)